Does this make me look fat?

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Wednesday, 04-Apr-2007 20:46:44

The Top 16 Poor Responses to the Question
"Does This Make Me Look Fat?"


16> "Not to Stevie Wonder."

15> "Big time! That's why I'm sleeping with your best friend."

14> "Does this tie make me look stupid?"

13> "No way! You look *least* fat in that outfit!"

12> "I guess there's not much point in asking if you mean fat
with an 'f' or phat with a 'ph.'"

11> "No hablo ingles."

10> "Yes, but it also makes you look like a pricey hooker,
so things balance out."

9> "No, but taking it *off* sure does."

8> "If I answer that question, then the terrorists have won."

7> "Okay, listen: What's important is that you not focus in
a negative way on the comparison I am about to make."

6> "Not if you were travelling at the speed of light."

5> "Yes, but in my country obesity suggests prosperity."

4> "Let me jog around to your front and take a look."

3> "No, honey. But just to be safe, steer clear of one-legged
sea captains."

2> "Whoa! A talking couch!!"


and the Number 1 Poor Response to the
Question "Does This Make Me Look Fat?"...


1> "May I consult the Iraqi Minister of Information before
answering that?"

Post 2 by Resonant (Find me alive.) on Wednesday, 04-Apr-2007 22:28:36

OK, number 2 made me spit tea. That's great!

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Thursday, 05-Apr-2007 3:49:00

I also picked #2, "2> "Whoa! A talking couch!!".

Very good.

Bob

Post 4 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Thursday, 05-Apr-2007 7:01:26

I like:

8> "If I answer that question, then the terrorists have won."

and...

6> "Not if you were travelling at the speed of light."

Post 5 by Musical Ambition (I've got the gold prolific poster award, now is there a gold cup for me?) on Thursday, 05-Apr-2007 16:49:56

Lmao, I liked number four.